ink-n-severedties:

Personally I think Ebola was bought to the United States on purpose. Anyone else smell population control?

stopharry2013:

LMFAOOOO
ohheyysamm:

Was she ever ok

flawlessdivaxo:

make your parents proud, enemies jealous and yourself satisfied

nauticalprincex:

i can’t wait until i can afford my taste in clothes

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake